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blha blah! im happy i found thi! [28 Apr 2004|04:16pm]
alright so im on www.urbandictionary.com and i clicked "search random word" and this is what came up, I SWARE I DIDNT DO IT.

Pull a Jake
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1. The act or dating a girl right after she dates your close friend or attempt thereof.
2. The act of dating a girl while she is currently dating your close friend.
3. Engaging in acts of foreplay with two different girls who are best friends on the same night at the same time.

1-2. GUY1: Remember last halloween, that was awsome... i was supposed to have a date with "Girl" but she blew me off.
GUY2: Wait a sec.. I had a date with "Girl" on halloween...
GUY1: WTF!!!

3. GIRL1: A threesome would be fun I think.
GIRL2: I wouldn't mind it at all.
GUY1: Umm... Sure, I'm up for it...
(Silence...GIRL2 leaves... GUY1 and GIRL1 get it on...GUY1 leaves with GIRL2)
GIRL2: Well, I still think your great...(GUY1 and GIRL2 get it on)
GUY1: That was awesome...

Source: Gene, Apr 9, 2004

this is public so anyone who abuses this public privilage aka. wants to start shit about it, you need to fuck yourselfs because i found this hilarious and i wouldnt want some dumb bitch spoiling my happyness right now. And its not from Prozac!
caught in a cross fire

[26 Apr 2004|05:35pm]
what type of killer are you by Hra369
date of birth
you areGUN MAN! you practice at the shooting range
the first kill willdie instantly
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!
caught in a cross fire

OH... also i forgot that i had to add in that me and bowie are going to SUGARCULT AND DONT LOOK DOWN ON THURSDAY YEEEEHAWWWWWWWWW die all of you rats who are going. yup i really dont like you so when i see you beware ill be stoned and ANGREY and might kill you. yeah kill you DIE. oh and i made this public so you can see it. so you can see how i hate you I HATE YOU.

so much hate. i love it.
2 spoke up| caught in a cross fire

[20 Mar 2004|11:59am]
hey i have decided to make my LJ friends only, so comment and ill add you.. you just need to fill this out behind an LJ cut. thank you!! Name: Age: Band: how did you get my LJ:
17 spoke up| caught in a cross fire

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